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This is a sample application for getting BIHAR Driving License :)

 

 

 

 

Bihar Driving License
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DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM
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NOTE: Please do not Soot the person at the applikason kounter.
He will give you the licen.
For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason.


1. Last name:

(_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dot no

(Check karet box)

2. First name:

(_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dot no

(Check karet box)

3. Age:

(_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dot no

(Check karet box)

4. Sex: ____ M _____ P(F) _____ not sure _____not applicable

5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right

6.Occupason:

(_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_) Pehelwaan (_) House wife! (! ! _) Un-employed

(Check karet box)

7. Number of children libing in the household: ___

8. Number that are yours: ___

9. Mather name: _______________________

10. Phather Name: ____________________ (If not no,leave blank)

11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highes t grade completed)

12. Dental rekard:

(_) Ellow (_) Berownish-ellow (_) Berown (_) Belack (_) Other -__________ Give egjhakt color

(Check karet box)

13.Your thumb imparesson :
____________________________

(** If you are copying from another applikason pharom, please do not copy thumb impression also. Please provide your own thumb impression .)

PELEASE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS

Use thumb on y our lepht hand only. If you dont have le pht hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on lepht hand.

NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DRIVE.

WE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS  
 

Keep away from 5 Star Hotels
 
Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
 
Answer: "tea please"
 
Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"
 
Answer : "Ceylon tea "
 
Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"
 
Answer: "white"
 
Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"
 
Answer: "With milk "
 
Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
 
Answer: "With cow milk please.
 
Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"
 
Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "
 
Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
 
Answer: "With sugar"
 
Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
 
Answer: "Cane sugar "
 
Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
 
Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."
 
Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "
 
Answer: "Mineral water"
 
Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
 
Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst

 

This is one of my favorite images

This is my good friend Hal. I took this picture on his birthday. I think he likes to be in pictures.

This is one of my favorite images

This is my good friend Hal. I took this picture on his birthday. I think he likes to be in pictures.